Comments on: If Chuck Norris Had Designed Linux…

By: snipe

snipe — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:14:43 +0000

“systerical”? Was that pun intended? Glad you got a chuckle out of it – we were howling while that meme was going on Too much fun!

By: Catherine Caine

Catherine Caine — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:10:16 +0000

Oh, my face hurts. The laughter got systerical at “Kung Fu Grep” and only kept building from there. Awesome.

By: Mel

Mel — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:01:37 +0000

lmao, this was a riot. Linux = love. .-= Mel´s last blog ..Not dead! =-.

By: shilo

shilo — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:21:07 +0000

Great post, provided for hours of hilarity.
I read it and then happened to stumble on this:
http://www.linuxscrew.com/2007/10/28/fun-chuck-norris-vs-linus-torvalds/

By: JamieHell

JamieHell — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 05:36:16 +0000

typedef CHUCK NORRIS { FALSE, TRUE } boolean;
…
boolean b = POSSIBLY;
…
if (b) { … }

By: Eugene Essig

Eugene Essig — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 11:57:26 +0000

Great post! I’ve always been a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes (guess I’m geek at heart ). To think that there could be so many good linux-related chuck jokes… ahaha! Can’t remember how I suddenly landed on your site, but thumbs up. I like it a lot I’ll trackback from my own site and check back regularly.

Cheers!

Eugene.
.-= Eugene Essig´s last blog ..The Poker Club =-.

By: David Butler

David Butler — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:41:34 +0000

“Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.” Thank you all for a good laugh.

By: Wendell Wittler

Wendell Wittler — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:54:42 +0000

Glad you liked mine (you even included one twice, ironically the “binary” one).

I also came up with…
If Linux’s mascot is a penguin, then Chux’s is a polar bear.
and
Chux never crashes. It hits you head on.
and
Chux is never overclocked. It automatically arrives in the nick of time.
and
Chux won’t work for a sysadmin, only a BROadmin.

By: Matthew Conway

Matthew Conway — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:24:10 +0000

Some may have been a bit sour about the tweet flood, but it was all brilliant!

Thanks for that and this post. Today has been a crazy day with many sites just about to launch (and IE bugs to roundhouse kick), and all of this just made my night.

It was Linux, it was geek, it was pure comedy. Glad I found your blog.