Stupid Monsters Someone Was Paid to Make

If you were ever a D&D geek (like I was), you’l totally appreciate this article from headinjurytheater.com. I was *pissing* myself. I can so clearly remember bringing home the monster manuals and immsersing myself as if it were a fresh bag of crack. (Imagine the movie a Christmas Story, when Ralphie was in the bathroom, entranced by the Little Orphan Annie code, decoding each letter one by one with fierce attention and anticipation.) But there were always a few that had me scratching my head…

Huge props to Jared Hindman for combing through them all to find the very worst. The commentaries on some of them are hysterical.

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